Did you know Fondus was French?

After a nice siesta at our hotel we walked to Montmartre which was within walking distance of our hotel. Techically anything within around 30 minutes is walking distance we have discovered in France.  It is so different from home, but so good for us. Plus there is always so much to see along the way that the walk is always interesting.

One thing Kalyna said that she wanted to do in France (she just informed me of this in Paris) was to have a Fondu one night. Cheese? Sure, why not! And since there was a recommended Fondu restaurant in the Montmartre area, we were able to combine things from our to do lists.

This area is a unique part of Paris, as it suddenly becomes hilly, like in San Francisco, which you then know that you are headed in the right direction, especially since NOTHING is symetrical in Paris, including the streets.  Sacré-Coeur is up on a hill (that the Parisians call a Mountain???) which overlooks Paris. The view is stunning, and the people watching is a great sport if you have time to sit on the steps.  There are ample guys there selling water, and even Heineken by the bottle while you sit on the steps beneath the Cathedral if you did not come prepared.

(Check back later as I have some great photos to put here, but I can NOTdownload them onto my tablet as someone changed my camera setting from JPEG to NEF, and do not have the bandwidth to change all of my 1000 pics with limited wifi- NOAH……)

The one thing you need to watch out for are the men from Africa- I am unsure of where in Africa, so I apoligize that I generalized; Africa.  There are numerous of these men and they are agressive! They are all holding unfinished string bracelets in their hands and they have no sense of personal space or boundaries, and can make you feel unsafe. They initially approach you and ask you where you are from- ignore them and say No Merci (thank you). They then try to put a bracelet on you- firmly say, No Merci! Walk away, and keep walking past the rest of them that will continue approaching and will keep talking to you. Some tourists just end up giving them money to get them to go away, and that does not help. Some use this as a distraction to pick pocket, but really they are looking for money.  As you walk away annoyed they will say, &Don’t worry, be happy!& Ironic as we were perfectly happy until they harrased us!

We were both starving so we made our way to Le Refuges des Fondus using my Ulmon map app on my phone. What did we ever do without a GPS in our hands at all times???

Refuges des Fondus is a popular restaurant as there were several people waiting outside. I spied that there were baby bottles on each table and after saying, &Why the heck are there baby bottles on the tables, a young group of American women who were going to school in Paris explained that they serve the wine in baby bottles as it is so cramped in the restaurant that this prevents wine spillage. So smart!!! Plus this was a part of the unpretencious charm this restaurant had.  When the owner came to tell us that there was a table ready, there was another couple also waiting, and as the 4 of us were polite we all looked at each other not knowing who should get the table, as we were usure who got there first we ended up sitting together at the same table and even split and shared a beef and cheese fondu. They were in town for an HIV conference- Alex was from London and Alesia was from Italy, but worked as a Physician in the UK.  We had such a lovely dinner with them, and just in case you were wondering what I ate with the cheese fondu- they gave me potatoes!  The meal cost €25 per person, and incuded a glass of Kir, an apertivo plate, 1 type of fondus per couple, 1 baby bottle of red or white wine, and desert, which also was gluten free- a home made marshmallow with a caremel sauce drizzled on it. OMG! YUM!

The next best part of eating at Le Refuges is the experience. It is family seating- against the wall is a bench, and in order to get in and out unless you are at the end of the bench is to climb over your table. It is definetely close seating, so you get to know your neighbors, which I loved!

Before walking home, I needed to take Kalyna to see Moulin Rouge and its famous red windmill. Funny that this was my 3rd time to Paris, and I also had not seen this iconi Parisian landmark. Moulin Rouge use d to be a hip place to go in Paris, but as we walked towards the windmill, it started to feel more and more seedy. We both said we saw Moulin Rouge and quickly left as the &good time& that we could have found there was not &our kind of good time& if you know  what I mean.

Instead of walking home through this crazy neighbourhood, we took the nearest Metro, and that is where we had a @subwaycreatures experience! I follow @subwaycreatures on Instagram (follow me t_tymko) and get easily amused, disgusted and totally grossed out at what happens in the subway in New York.  We were quietly sitting at a seat waiting for our train, when a homeless? man, who either had mental issues or was totally drunk, approached me and proceeded to point his finger at me and said,  &T’es moche! Dégolasse! Molle!& He also said a lot more, but he was talking fast and it was slurred, but this was the general idea of what he said to me, as he was actually pointing at my right leg, which had some scratches on it.  I had no idea what he said, and I just said back, &Je parle en englais- I speak english& He repeated himself, and I said the same thing back. He looked at me confused then luckily the train arrived and we quickly walked a couple of cars away from where he was to get away from him.  Kalyna then told me what she thought he said to me- &I was disgusting, stupid and gross (dégolas) At first Kalyna thought moche was mushy, and apparantly he didn’t like my calves.  We didn’t know if we should laugh as we were just very confused. I did howerever text my Subway Creature friend- LIndsey to tell her about my encounter, then as we were walking out of the Metro, we saw a Dispicable Me poster with the Minions on it, where is said, &Moi, Moche et Méchant  2& So was I also Dispicable since he called me Moche? We laughed at the coincidence!

Our first full day in Paris was full and Great!

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First full day in Paris- Hotels, Eiffel Tower, Peti Cabs, and Galeries Lafayette

Paris Day 2

Today was our 1st of 2 full days in Paris and even though we went to bed at a decent time, my body refused to figure out that I need a good nights sleep. Instead it was in nap mode, and I kept waking up thinking I was done my nap multiple times. Still groggy, we started our morning at 9am with breakfast, which was included with our room at Hotel 34B, Astotel Paris

Choosing hotels is not an easy feat with all of the choices that are available to us on the internet, and if you are the one in charge of choosing a room/ hotel/ B&B, etc and it isn’t great all fingers are pointed at you! So, no pressure. This said, we Loved Hotel 34B! It was escentric, whimsical (check out the decor in my photos) and all the services and ammenities included were great! While walking in the hallways, we felt as though we were on location of the movie, &The Shining&, waiting at any minute for Jack Torrance to jump out and say in his creepy/ crazy voice, &Here’s Johnny!& Creepy yet yet funny at the same time! They had an complimentary snack bar including soft drinks, water, coffee and juice just off the lobby open till 2am. As well as in our room we had a mini bar stocked with the same drinks- complimentary as well. The Wifi was great, and the beds were comfortable! It was in a central location (9th Arondisment) with a Metro stop (Grands Boulevards) very close. The Opera House and Galeries Lafayette were also very close to walk to with ample choices for upscale shopping.  

One of the things Iike about Europe, is taking the Metro in the big cities. I don’t know why, but it feels like a part of the adventure. Luckily having Kalyna with me, she was able to be the navigator as my eyes were still pretty blurry and interpreting the signs and metro map was a challenge for my eyes. A smile was put on my face when a man playing the accordian came aboard our car and gave us the full Parisian experience.

We arrived at Trocadéro, the station closest to the best visual introduction to the Tours Eiffel- Eiffel Tower. After taking multiple pictures of us and for other tourists, we walked towards this Grand Monument! It became quite real very quickly that many security measures had to be taken as a result of the terrorist activity in this city. We waited in line for over 30 minutes in a somewhat short line to be checked and cleared to enter the general area under the Eiffel Tower.  We then waited in a much longer line for over 1 hour to buy a ticket to be able to walk up the stairs of the tower- I did not remember having to pay to walk up last time, and there most definetely was not a long wait to walk up, or my tired 3 children and husband would not have followed me to the staircase back in 2012.  

After buying our tickets, and clearing another security check point, we make the trek up. The weather was cool and starting to rain but once we got to the 1st platform to admire the 360⚬view, it felt worth the wait.  We then waited in another cattle corraling line up to take the elevator to the top. It was now officially raining, and of course we didn’t have an umbrella or rain coats, but Ihad an Italian scarf for my head and Kalyna had a light jacket on.

1 necessary thing to do in Paris was checked off our list! Next stop was the Champs Elysée and L’Arc de Triomphe.  I am able to do things that I wouldn’t do when Iam not travelling with my husband, Kim. How do I say this in a nice way, expept that Imiss out on opportunities to experience something different due to not wanting to spend a bit of money or cheaping out. Since it is just me and Kalyna I can decide when to make a splurge, and when we saw some fun petticabs on the street, we jumped into one. That said, we handpicked one that was a bit fancier than the rest and even had speakers for music. This next part is where you will also see an experpt in Scams and Scammers. These &guys& have creative marketing. They are quick to show you a flyer with a list of all the places they will take you with the price next to it.  Their goal is for you to decide quickly and get you to your destination, so that when you hand them the €15 the flyer showed, the driver then informs you that was Per Person, so in reality it was €30. We noticed the same &discussion& from many other passengers wherever we saw the petticabs.

The quick grab and go options for food are an issue for me with my Gluten intollerance, so to keep the Hangries away from Kalyna we grabbed a typical french baquette with cheese for her and an espresso for me as we wanted to avoid the typical tourist trap restaurants along the Champs Elysée plus it was crazy busy from the Tours de France just ending the day prior.

Another great part to staying at the hotel chain we did, was we could visit any Astotel property and use their wifi, restrooms and even have their snacks and beverages. I picked up a fresh nicoise salad from a Patisserie and we relaxed for a bit at 123 Champs Elysées before heading to Gallerie Lafayettes.

Gallerie Lafayettes- where to begin with this shopping experience? It is a Beautiful building in itself, then you add in every designer name brand spread out over its 10 floors. We stopped at 5, and had no idea it had 10 floors until I googled this fact…. To be honest, we stopped at 5 because of  the crazy crowds of bus loads, and more bus loads and even more bus loads of Asian tourists, with no sense of personal space or manners. It was just too overwhelming for us.

It was time for a siesta at our hotel…. Then more venturing…..

France with my Daughter

Paris- Day 1

It is July 23, 2017 and Kalyna who is now 18, and I have landed in Paris for the start of our 16 days in France together; a Grad gift that was promised to each of our 3 children if they graduated from French Immersion.

Want to give your child some incentive to go to University and get a job, so that they can support themselves in a lifestyle that they grew up in and were acustomed to, then take them in the way you like to travel, BUT let them know that this is THE LAST time that you will be paying for anything like Business class, or nice hotels. So this may be Kalyna’s first and last time flying business class- she now writed her own destiny after this trip.

We landed just after 1pm, and we both are exhausted, so the decision was easy to just jump into a taxi rather than navigate the metro, bus and walking to find our hotel in the 9th Arrondissemant. After the last month I just had, I needed to push as many &easy buttons& as possible, even if the cost was more.

What happened in the last month?  The hightlights are: I had eye surgery the end of June, which was supposed to be routine- Refractive Lens Exchange (cataract surgery), which was going to fix my asigmatism, and enable me to not wear glasses anymore. 2 weeks later, my vision was very blurred and my eyes were blood shot, and during a follow up appointment, a spot was found on my left retina, which was later diagnosed as an Edema at an emergency appointment with a Retinal Specialist over 2 hours from where Iive and only 2 days before I was scheduled to leave for France. Further tests were ordered for most importantly, when I returned from France!  During my recovery from eye surgery, KIm and I were both actively involved in the planning and excecution, in addition to being the Title Sponsors of an International Airshow in Lethbridge, where we live and have a business. Rest was NOT in my vocabulary, and that Kicked me in the Butt HARD!

Our plans for Paris were quite simple- Chill, eat, sleep, shop and do some exploring. As this trip was without my travel buddy, Kathy, chilling was on the agenda but not too chill as I would need to wean Kalyna off of her adiction to Netflix and constant SnapChatting!

I would normally tell people that no matter how tired you are when you arrive in Paris to go to the Eiffel Tower, but there was no way possible that this body could rally to do this- instead we napped then went exploring and found an Amazing Crepe shop with a huge selection of Gluten Free options, including Gallettes, which are buckwheat crepes. We then had an Amazing French meal consisting of Escargots, beef carpaccio, french fries, salad and a couple glasses of Rosé. On the walk back to our hotel we stopped for Gelatto and Macarons, then easily crawled into our comfy beds for a good nights sleep.